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George W. Bush vs Osama Bin Laden: what REALLY happened

6/17/03

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What up, A.S.S.-holes. Today I'm writing a very special article. It's about a battle that took place recently between our president George "Big Dubbya" Bush and Osama "Yo' Mama" Laden. Back on September 11th 1999, Osama played a game of Jenga with the world trade center. In doing so, he did something you should never do, he pissed off a Texan.
Now, George Bush may not be the smartest guy in the world.......

Look at that book! Who says he's not reading about his job?

But even if he's not the smartest knife in the draw, he's got the balls to do something that no one, especially not that pussy, Al Gore, would do. He went toe to toe, blow for blow, cuz bitches be sweating him like whoa! with this man........

"If there's one thing that pisses me off, it's when people don't take me seriously"

Now it definitely wasn't easy, Bush had to organize a whole plan to kick this dude's ass. First, he got into his car.....

Imagine how many chicks Bush can pick up in that sweet ride

Then he drove all the way down to Osama Bitch Laden's headquarters. Obviously, if he just walked in they'd shoot him, so he wore a disguise.

"Yes! Nobody noticed me! Looks like the Taliban under estimated the sneakiness"

Bush had help from the air force, but it didn't do much, after all, the Taliban have the latest technology in anti-aircraft machinery.

"Ha! Just took down another one! Go Mohammed, it's ya birthday!"

At this point your probably starting to think this is a little farfetched. After all, Bush sneaking into enemy territory, and not getting caught, and yet U.S. planes are being taken down with a friggin slingshot! Well, I'll admit......

But this story is 100% true!! and anyone who tells you otherwise is a blatant liar! Anywho, Bush finally made it past the Taliban, then it came time to come face to face with his great rival.......

As you can see, Osama brought his family as back up.

Despite being outnumbered, Bush managed to super kick that filthy disgusting animal. Then he beat up the pigs. He gave Osama the Dubbya' Stunna' and kicked his ass until he looked like this....

MMAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Bush then walked away with his head held high, knowing that he just kicked the crap out of the Taliban, this time without Triple H's help. He also forced Osama to stop that terrorist crap and get a real job.

It sucks, but it sure beats driving a cab.

So there you have it. What REALLY happened between Bush and Osama. Now, even if....

....just remember that I have a reputation for always giving you the hard facts, as you saw in my Urban Myths article. So now that you know the story of G.W. Bush vs O.B. Laden, go tell your friends. In the meantime, I'll be downing pop rocks and coke, for they give me all sorts of wonderful inspiration for articles.

Until I write again, Lata' Imagi-Nata'

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