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Not Another Wrestling Article: Gays, Faggots, and Matt Hardy

6/06/03

Hello to all my adoring fans(both of you). I've come back to write another great article. Too start you off, let's take a look at this week's TwiLighT facts.

- TwiLighT thinks Spiderman is the gayest superhero ever, with Robyn being a close second.

- TwiLighT's ego/penis gets bigger with each article he writes.

Now, onto my very opinionated thoughts. This article is about wrestling, because their just aren't enough of those on the Alliance Super Site. But this is kinda different. Instead of talking about how bad the WWE is now, I'm gonna talk about something that sooner or later, had to be discussed.

The WWE is trying to turn it's audience gay!!!!

First there was the Billy and Chuck storyline........

Look at the size of Chuck's hard on

Now we have Matt Hardy...... you know, Matt Hardy. Jeff Hardy's brother! Anyway, Matt Hardy is following in Billy and Chuck's fag filled footsteps. He's putting together an all-gay stable.

"Your not sucking my dick hard enough!"

Ok, maybe I'm just exaggerating. Just cuz Matt Hardy is a blatant faggot, doesn't mean he's trying to make a gay stable right? Well, take a look at the people in his group, which he calls the "M-Fers" which stands for "Matt Fagg....er....Followers". Here are Matt Hardy's M-Fers.....

Looks like the cast of Will & Grace

Anywho, it seems like more people in the WWE come out of the closet everyday. So far the list, in alphabetical order of course, is...

Big Show
Bill Gunn
Chuck Palumbo
Crash Holly
Kurt Angle
Lance Storm
Matt Hardy
Rico
Scotty 2 Hotty
Shannon Moore

Actually, Chuck can't be gay since he's Italian. And like the great Archie Bunker said in an episode of "All in the Family".........

"He can't be a fag, he's italian. Italians annoy women."

I swear he actually said that in one of the episodes. He also said this once, but they cut it from the episode........

"You are a nigger. Niggers are not welcome."

Anywho, my point here is that we must stop the WWE before all of it's viewers become gays, fags, homosexuals, transvestite midgets, and this guy.....

"Hey, boys......."

So why is the WWE trying to subliminally make it's audience gay? I have no clue. The WWE does a lot of dumb things. Why did they give Undertaker a crappy gimmick while fans are begging for old Undertaker? Why did Scott Steiner go from feuding with Triple H for the WWE title, to wrestling a couple of french guys, and WHY THE FUCK!!?? is it that whenever I turn on Raw, I see this guy.......

RAW IS HHH

We will never know the answers to these questions, so we might as well stop asking them. Let's just be thankful we now have HLA to make up for the blatant homosexuality in the WWE. Let's also be thankful that this is probably the only wrestling article I'll write where I use pics of Matt Hardy and his fag-squad.

Looks like Shannon Moore's man juice made Matt a lil tipsy.

Wow, I used 10 pics in this article, I beat my record. Well, that's all, bye A.S.S.-holes.

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- Alex (Twilight)