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Are Boglins taking over?

12/7/02

Way back in the 80's scientists found a strange creature in a swamp in the Northern American area. Since then there's been more sightings of these strange creatures we now call "Boglins". The most common type of Boglin found was the one scientists have named "Dwork".

Interested in learning about this new species, I purchased a "Dwork" from a science lab near my house, now I think I made a big mistake. They told me I should let him have time for swimming, so sometimes I let him swim in a river near my house, but it looks like he found some friends in there. He spend all him time in the river now, talking to the other Boglins........plotting. Dwork himself seems to be ok, but he's been talking to this Boglin named "Vloob", he is believe to have an IQ 50% higher then that of a humans. Can Dwork, Vloob and their legion of Boglins overthrow the human race?

Then we have the third guy in the trio of terror, "Drool". Drool is absolutely crazy, some people who go to the river to take a look are often grabbed by Drool and pulled into the river. The scientists say he's just play, but still, just look at the facts: with Dwork's control of all the Boglins in the swamps across North America, Vlobb's amazing intelligence, and Drool's evil intent on destroying mankind, there's a good chance that this gang of swamp creatures can take over America, and then the world!

Here you can see the Boglins in a local swamp, their leader Dwork looking at the camera man menacingly.

Well to end this rant, I'll just say we should all be on the alert, these things live in all pools of water, so if your taking a dip in your pool and feel something grab your leg, it could be them! If your on the toilet and feel something grab your ass, it could be them!

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