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Xanga sucks and so do YOU!

11/25/02

Well Well Well ...It is I the quintessential studmuffin, Jason, The girls like to call me Fred Flintstone because they love the way I make there BED ROCK, Cross.. If only that where true though. But whatever, My name obviously is Jason Cross from that sadly false statement from above. But other than no sex in the Champagne room for me people, today marks a NEW day. Once a stupid e-fed promo site is now pretty much just a stupid promo site with links to stupid stuff. So basically this site is STUPID. It's like a Xanga but not as homo erotic as a Xanga.

The full ALLIANCE will make there debut on this STUPID site soon. The Alliance members are.. PMX, Impact, EnForCer. They'll be writing other stuff on this site about video games, wrestling and SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Hopefully this site will last unlike the other 400 sites we tried to make. Hmm lets see.. Game Rage.. (That really worked out good) Didn't even START THE DAMN LAYOUT.. Alliance Super site.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SUPER SITE ? Stephanie McMahon Fan site.. NO COMMENT..There's just too many. It would take me another 3 hours listing all of them. I have a good feeling this site is going to make it. I'm probably just jinxing myself but hey.. FUCK YOU !!

Once we all get started on the site. The Alliance will all have a different page. We'll have a page for Video Games, Music, Wrestling, Advice and PORN & Chicken of cause.. But until then you got your stupid drunken buddy jay to sum it all up for you fast. Wrestling : Big Show is a FAT SLOB of a Champion. Do I really have to explain myself ?? HBK looks like Hillary Clinton on steroids. Did you see his hair ??

Hillary or HBK??

Which is better? RAW or Smackdown?? Both SUCK! But the better one has to go with RAW. When Triple H isn't there it's a blessing. No 90 minutes of promo's from HHH and his 15 min match. Without him on it, it is ACTUALLY a WRESTLING SHOW. Smackdown is just in NEED of some wrestler's. I already seen Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit on Smackdown fight over 5000 times already. They are great wrestler's but PLEASE wrestle someone else besides Edge, Rey, Eddie and Chavo.. FUCK YOU!! Sorry about that I just got mad cause Smackdown SUCKS ASS.

Now WHAT THE FUCK is up with that STUPID Dawn Marie angle ?? We ALL know that your not going to marry him so wtf ??? At least the HHH angle where he was humping the doll had a reason. But this ?? Mr. Wilson goes to dawn and takes a huge smelly shit in his man diapers and goes blabbing on about being with her. Dawn's got a great body and all but her face looks like Micheal Cole's ass dipped in hot oil. I'm getting tired of writing, so I'm going to leave it at this. I'll talk about V-games and music tomorrow bi99a's..annnndd and I hope to see you again, soon and I luv ya and thank u very much.. Now till we meet again....

(Sing Along)!! Well it's time, to say good-bye.. It's been good, having you sooo near. Although I've got to leave, it's the end... I'll always be saying right here.. So all my friends goodbye, it's just about that time.. Wish that I could dooo just one more song for youuu!! Goodbye Everyone !!!

Impact2cool: dont mack her

DoPe 7x: y I just said hey ine the chatlol

Impact2cool: thats what its leading to

DoPe 7x: huh LOL

Impact2cool: cause

Impact2cool: dont abuse her

Impact2cool: she didnt do anything et

DoPe 7x: who is she ?

Impact2cool: yet

Impact2cool: dunno

DoPe 7x: abuse her ?

Impact2cool: probably some innocent girl who cannot handle your wood-yee

DoPe 7x: r u going after her or sumtin ?>

Impact2cool: no

Impact2cool: i duno who these people are

DoPe 7x: then y not ?

DoPe 7x: lol

Impact2cool: cause its funny

DoPe 7x: huh

Impact2cool: how you approach them

Impact2cool: with the "lolzz"

DoPe 7x: so ur telling me dont talk to her cause it's funny with the lolzz

Impact2cool: yea

DoPe 7x: ur confusing

DoPe 7x: and ur a dik

DoPe 7x: lol

- Jason (Prophecy)