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Smackdown Sucks...and How!!!

12/7/02

Is it my fault that this is true? It it my fault Smackdown is only viewed by anyone who cant read the preview channel and gets it confused with Girlfriends? No, it is Stephanie McMahon's fault. Now I am not saying I hate Stephanie McMahon, I'm just saying I hate "her". Now to be as sexist as I can, who in there right mind would put a female in charge of a TV Show. It's bad enough women want jobs and actually want an education but that's beyond the point. Ever since Stephanie McMahon came into the picture, Smackdown has gone down the drain. I mean Smackdown has a talented roster, there is dozens of possible matches that they could have. But instead, every week for 1 hour we watch these six guys go at it. It's sad that these are the only guys that fight on Smackdown but they make it even worse by replaying the same match ever week. THEY DONT EVEN RECORD NEW MATCHES. Its these guys over and over.

There's the Smackdown roster. I took out Jamie Noble because he is not allowed to wrestle on BECKER Time. Benoit, Edge, Chavo, Kurt, Eddie, and Rey. That is the new Smackdown! But repetitive matches aren't its only problem. Onto other Smackdown mishaps, they give this person too much air time....

That's right, Al Wilson. Like I haven't see enough of him. Every Smackdown. Al Wilson promos, Al Wilson hats, Al Wilson condoms. I think he's even bigger than Boglins. Is there any logic to him? He's a 60 year old man, who comes for one week to visit Torrie Wilson and end up staying for about two months. And to top it all off, he's going to get married to Dawn Marie. That is the single dumbest thing since K-Mart. But enough of Al Wilson, lets see what else Smackdown needs bashing about.

Here we are the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar....

See, now look at Brock Lesnar. Former WWE Undisputed Champion. What? This isn't Brock Lesnar you say? Ohh but it is! You see, Both were former World Champions. Both are intimidating, and Both have squeaky little voices like Spanky the little Jewish boy from the little rascals.

I mean without unquestionable doubt, Brock Lesnar does have the drive the look and the talent to be the best, but he lacks one thing. Purple Suspenders. Don't laugh cause it isn't funny, in all seriousness . And maybe a purple hat to go along with the outfit. Just so you can understand what I mean, take a look at what could possible make Brock Lesnar THE BEST...

Next, what he would have to do is change his name to Pappy. Pappy Lesnar, Now there's an intimidating wrestler.

Well that about finishes my analysis of Smackdown. See you later Alligator!, And HOW!!

- Josh (Impact)