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The article of nothing-ness5/18/03 Hola my fellow friends. I am back again with yet another article. I know you have all been so anxious for my article but wait no longer because here it is for all of you to enjoy. What's the topic this time? Well, actually I don't even really know myself. I was hoping I could just improvise my way through the whole thing. I figure that maybe eventually when you get to the end of this article you'll see a purpose and this might even prevent some of you from doing something to ruin your life, like watching "The Color Purple."
Enforcer's Fast Facts
So those are some fast facts, about me. I hope through that you learned something about me, that was so riveting that it might make you want to take nude pictures of yourself waxing a dead cow. Now onto my views of current wrestling. Right now I think the WWE is currently infected by CLIQUE-O-MANIA. That means that right now we are going to be forced to watch the infiltration of HHH, Kevin Nash and the Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels. However, if they were normal wrestlers we would see them for a little bit of Raw and then on with the show, but were talking about the three most selfish men in the world right after a hungry Al Roker.
That means that we are forced to watch an endless
array of main events involving the Clique. What can we do about
it? Those are your choices. You choose as you seem
fit. So I decided to cancel my Verizon account and move to Optimum Online. It seemed promising. I got my modem within days. However to my dismay it wasn't connecting. So I called Customer Service and they said they would send someone. That was a month ago. Well today a technician came and dreams of finally having a broadband connection again danced in my head. I was finally going to be able to play Counter-Strike and resume my normal life, or so I thought. The technician tries out the connection and finds out that their is a problem with the connection outside and I need to call someone else to fix the problem. DAMN YOU OPTIMUM ONLINE!!! So yes, as of yet I haven't been able to go on a fast connection having to resort to :::Shudders::: Dial-up...Geez it's so slow and annoying. If it were lazy, it would be an exact replica of Kevin Nash.
So yes, that was the problem annoying me as of lately. Why I ask God? Why must he plague me with the Clique and Dial-up. I mean that combination is worse than having to watch Mae Young give birth to a hand and that was no pretty site. So what was the point of this article? I have no idea, and I'm pretty sure you don't either. However, don't worry because the time you spent reading this article could of been better spent doing something more important like snipping your pubes or washing your fish. Oh well... "Sometimes I move my massive bulk over to the window so I can look at the ducks in the pond outside and laugh at them for having to move around. Stupid ducks. Don't they know that there's an internet?"
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