Does God Hate Us?

1/15/03

    Hello all, and here we go with another article from yours truly. This topic, Does God hate us? Now I now what all of you are thinking? Why would you ask such a question? Well first let me start off that this question comes as a result of what is going on in the of nationally televised wrestling or simply the WWE (since their is no other federations nationally televised, thank you Vince.) I was viewing some of my old Smackdown tapes, and although each one consisted of 30 min promo's from Triple H and the Fact-gime (Faction and Regime), the storylines were actually interesting. They actually motivated me to watch their shows, just to see what would happen next. This however is not so true today. I am currently viewing Raw and Smackdown, and I believe that we have truly sunk lower than when Michael Jackson held his baby over the balcony (which might I add was something that reminded me of a lost scene from Stephen King's "IT".)

      I mean the WWE has not given us much to choose from. Our choice is either gay segments such as Triple H/Scott Steiner Pose Down's or Smackdown's continuous force-feeding of the Al Wilson/ Dawn Marie wedding angle. The only good thing to come out of that was the impromptu death of Al Wilson. At least we know we wont have to see Al in his Saturday Night Fever tuxedo or his little earring. Speaking of Al Wilson, how come when he was talking to his supposed daughter, Torrie, he decided it was necessary that he repeat his full name out. Those WWE writers just aren't trying hard enough. They aren't putting in enough effort. I think we should get Paul Heyman to start enlightening us with the storylines that MADE ECW, none of this crap where we practically predict the outcome of the storyline. Although in the olden days it was possible to predict some of the outcomes, you still felt motivated to watch the show. It was kind of like a drug. The WWE used to be the cocaine (llello for all your Scarface fans out there) that made all who watched addicted. Now however it seems as if their shows are like the Rehab center that practically wants us to stop watching their show. It's like their practically saying "You can do it, Stop Watching Our Shows and you will be rewarded in the afterlife." Well to me it seems that if I were to get kidnapped and raped by Shaquille O' Neill, I would be better off than having to succumb to the crap that they call wrestling on tv now.

    I mean I know that our society may have done some pretty bad things such as allowing Shelton Benjamin to be one of the Angle Twins or allowing the public to see Mark Henry and Mae Young in a bed after making love but I don't believe any of that is bad enough to be punished by having to watch gimmickless match-fillers such as Jeff Hardy and Edge. They don't even have a gimmick and yet they receive a pop? Why do you cheer a guy who doesn't have any impact whatsoever and if he were to be replaced by George Bush, no body would notice the difference,

      Or if we were to replace the gay Jeff Hardy with Rosie O' Donnell, nobody would even realize their not the same people.

      The thing is that I wouldn't be here bitching and moaning as much if their were some other wrestling to watch, but thanks to Vince McMahon, their is only wrestling or shows like Girlfriends, and I know that watching a show about black women discussing relationships and penises isn't my idea of relaxing, unless of course I was Oprah.

      Why Vince? WHY? Why did you have to bury ECW and WCW. If you had to kill them could you at least give us some mediocre storylines. I'm not asking for breakthrough or amazingly captivating but something to tide us over until your writers learn english, or until you get some writers who actually know how to write wrestling storylines and not gay porn scripts. We want writers like Paul Heyman not Max Hardcore.

      Thank you for hearing me bitch. Now if only we could change the way Vince thought...

 - Nef  (Enforcer)

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