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Why am I plagued to own terrible game?

12/7/02

Halo all! I am Enforcer. This is my debut article on the site so I thought I'd make it something useful to all people out there. Even if you don't play video games or even own a system such am I, with my prized Gamecube, this article will surely help you out. Read on and be prepared some of the content might shock or disturb those with weak stomach's.

Now onto the game, Monster's Inc for Gamecube. Why would you own something so terrible, you ask. Well for one reason and one reason only, my brother has absolutely positively the worst taste in video games. Therefore I am forced to be discouraged when looking at my library of Gamecube games when I stop at Monster' Inc. This is my curse. One which I am forced to live as long as my brother insists on buying the worst crappiest games that could be produced and claiming their 7's out of 10's. Now onto the review of Monster's Inc for Gamecube. This game first off is seemingly pointless when it is compared to the movie. I saw the movie and I admit it was a damn good movie but the whole idea of the game being about playing friggin dodgeball. DODGEBALL? I mean I could see how the PSX game coincided with the movie but the GC game is simply more retarded than how Triple H has shaved his beard to become a built preppie rich kid.

Rich Preppie Kid + Batista

Triple H

Now when I played this game for the first five minutes I was mildly interested. They had cinema and extras that could make me want to play it to get it all. I was thinking it was an ok game, one I might even enjoy. That was all before I began to play it. After playing it for several minutes I tossed my controller in utter disgust and washed my hand with Holy Water to wash off all the evil I had just encountered. The game was simply terrible. The mechanics of the game play was simply to confusing for me, much less a younger child plus it was very repetitive. Once you played a game of dodgeball, how many more games can you withstand before becoming deathly bored or hitting yourself in the face with a shovel for ever thinking that a game made after a movie could be good. This game however was good for one thing, giving me something to play dodgeball with. Now instead of suffering through the mind churning torture of the game, I can instead throw it at innocent old ladies and children; and they say some things are useless! Just goes to show you, a crappy game and a lot of imagination can go a long way. Not to mention that the game is also very homo-erotic. Almost as homo-erotic as Triple H in WCW as Terra Ryzin.

Ever seen a gay man dance?

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- Nef (Enforcer)