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Convo 5

Alliance Member- Enforcer
Alliance Victim- BaByGrLmAnDa

In this one I talked our buddy Amanda and we had quite an interesting convo. Don't know what the point is but that's usually how I do things.

BaByGrLmAnDa: hey nephtali how are ya
Alliance: hey tiger
Alliance: mlh
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol why tiger
BaByGrLmAnDa: my name is amanda
BaByGrLmAnDa: duii
Alliance: i know silly
Alliance: ur name is amandababez
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol no
BaByGrLmAnDa: thats old
BaByGrLmAnDa: noone calls me that anymore
BaByGrLmAnDa: thats 3 yrs ago
BaByGrLmAnDa: and it wus just manda babez
BaByGrLmAnDa: now its just back to amanda or manda or mandy
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: ok manda babez
Alliance: mlh
Alliance: its either that or mandor
Alliance: mlh
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol noo
Alliance: no u dont want manda babez
Alliance: guess its mandor than
Alliance: dont go stealing my heart now
Alliance: mlh
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol no damnit
BaByGrLmAnDa: ugh
BaByGrLmAnDa: i hate that name
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: im gonna smack u lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: no i dont
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: its not mandor either
BaByGrLmAnDa: i dont steal hearts
BaByGrLmAnDa: i only take them
BaByGrLmAnDa: theres a difference
Alliance: no u steal them
Alliance: like a midgit in a stilts factory
BaByGrLmAnDa: noo
BaByGrLmAnDa: i break em
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: like chinese bamboo?
BaByGrLmAnDa: hahah
Alliance: those are strong like black penis
Alliance: they dont break
Alliance: they get soft but no break
BaByGrLmAnDa: okay thats great
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: by the way do you know a kid named lysol
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol wtf what kinda name is lysol
BaByGrLmAnDa: isnt that like a detergent or something
Alliance: hes a big black ape with more hair on his special spot than on peoples head
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol i did not need to know that
Alliance: no its a guy with 12 inches of grade A alabama black snake
BaByGrLmAnDa: eww
Alliance: what?
Alliance: no lik-a the snake
Alliance: mlh
BaByGrLmAnDa: no
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: why not
BaByGrLmAnDa: do u?
BaByGrLmAnDa: since you know about it
BaByGrLmAnDa: and seen it
Alliance: im sure the care bares like the snake
Alliance: they were always a little faggish
BaByGrLmAnDa: its okay .. it's all yours
Alliance: hey i havent seen it
Alliance: but u get to know how big something it is when it's your ass
Alliance: from what josh tells me
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol sureee
BaByGrLmAnDa: im confused
BaByGrLmAnDa: but oh well
BaByGrLmAnDa: thats alright
Alliance: mlh
BaByGrLmAnDa: i dont mind
Alliance: confusion is the path of the righteous
Alliance: and mentally insane
Alliance: u choos
Alliance: mlh
Alliance: besides many people go through life confused
Alliance: like michael jackson
Alliance: he still thinks hes a young little black boy but has the tendencies to rape young robust children
BaByGrLmAnDa: lmao
BaByGrLmAnDa: ur too funny
BaByGrLmAnDa: and he still thinks till this day that he only had two surgeries done
Alliance: i believe him
Alliance: just like i believe oj didnt do it
Alliance: and if he did it was a publicity stunt
BaByGrLmAnDa: yeah
BaByGrLmAnDa: where does oj come in lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: wusnt that like a long time ago
Alliance: long time ago
Alliance: ???
Alliance: golden girls was a long time ago
Alliance: alf was a long time ago
Alliance: old men without boners due to viagra
Alliance: thats old
Alliance: oj is recent
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: im not a big fan of politics
Alliance: neither is ross perot
BaByGrLmAnDa: golden girls go way back
Alliance: he has super hearing you know
BaByGrLmAnDa: whos ross perot?
Alliance: his elephant ears give him superhuman hearing powers like grimace
Alliance: hes a third party candidate who ran for president
Alliance: you know like Jim belushi
Alliance: i feel bad thought i voted for jim
Alliance: he would of won
BaByGrLmAnDa: nope
Alliance: nope?
BaByGrLmAnDa: dont know
BaByGrLmAnDa: nopee
BaByGrLmAnDa: no
BaByGrLmAnDa: and nope
Alliance: well then you should get edge-u-cated
Alliance: another life lesson
Alliance: never try to fix a toaster with your penis
Alliance: when its on
BaByGrLmAnDa: maybe i should
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol who said i have a ding dong now?
Alliance: it causes a slight burning sensation a little worse than my herpes
Alliance: hey u could always buy one
BaByGrLmAnDa: let me guess is this going on your website
Alliance: just search e-bay for COMMANDO COCK
Alliance: no, of course not
Alliance: i don't resort to puttin convo's like this on my site
BaByGrLmAnDa: why would i buy one if i have one
Alliance: hey now tiger
Alliance: guess you beat me to the punch
Alliance: is it big and black
Alliance: cause it might of been Lysol's
Alliance: he seems to have lost it
BaByGrLmAnDa: hmm
BaByGrLmAnDa: let me check
BaByGrLmAnDa: okay i checked .. it's PINK
Alliance: pink?
Alliance: when was commando cock ever pink
BaByGrLmAnDa: no i said mine is
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: are you sure you dont have general big dong
BaByGrLmAnDa: yeah im sure i dont have a general big shlong
BaByGrLmAnDa: why the hell are we talking about dongs? lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: im not a guy
Alliance: i said big dong not big shlong
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: i dont wanna hear about em
Alliance: big shlong is in the childrens line up
BaByGrLmAnDa: i said shlong
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: you dont want to hear about shlongs
BaByGrLmAnDa: uhh ok
BaByGrLmAnDa: ???
Alliance: so i guess ur never gonna use a guys dong as a toothbrush?
BaByGrLmAnDa: wtf
BaByGrLmAnDa: is this 21 questions
BaByGrLmAnDa: why are u asking me taht
Alliance: well u said u dont wanna talk about shlongs
Alliance: and from research i learned that girls talk a lot about guys shlongs
BaByGrLmAnDa: shlongs, or dongs
BaByGrLmAnDa: or pongs or kongs lol
Alliance: like how they would like to use them as a chimney sweeper
BaByGrLmAnDa: what research?
Alliance: pongs and kongs?
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
Alliance: are those generic brand dildo's
BaByGrLmAnDa: yeah they special brands
BaByGrLmAnDa: they do special stuff
Alliance: like what
Alliance: explode and release confetti
Alliance: or maybe they play twinkle twinkle little star
BaByGrLmAnDa: lol
BaByGrLmAnDa: i dunno go ask alex
BaByGrLmAnDa: he'll tell ya

I learned quite some things from this convo. What exactly did I learn? Well, I have no fukkin idea I'll get back to you when my brain stops hurting from reading this over.

-Enforcer